A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"
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Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"
I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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I have a good one....
A Georgia fan was sitting in a Michigan city near Detroit wondering where another Michigan fan lives and if he wanted to meet up for dinner.
A Georgia fan was sitting in a Michigan city near Detroit wondering where another Michigan fan lives and if he wanted to meet up for dinner.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.
But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?
But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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Spence wrote:WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"
I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though.
Just came across them...seemed a shame not to bring em by during the dead zone.
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.
But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?
I sent him a PM, but since he's gone dark for the Spring/Summer season, he might not get it.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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Send up the Wolverine signal into the night sky...
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
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I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.
Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.
Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.
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WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.
But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?
Another funny joke I heard was that the Georgia fan was told the project for next week would be put on hold, and they were going to send him to San Antonio next week instead.
Then he thought....holy crap WoVeU is there.
how about that????
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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Vileborg wrote:I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.
Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.
\Everyone that is important on this board is living in Texas! Austin is a nice city.
The preceding statements are solely the opinion of GoBoilers and are, therefore, probably not based whatsoever on fact, research or more time in thought than what was required to physically type them. They're probably correct anyway, so you shouldn't argue too much, because otherwise he'll just blather on forever. On the internet Al Gore invented.
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GoBoilers wrote:\Everyone that is important on this board is living in Texas! Austin is a nice city.
Hey!...I don't live in Texas! Oh, wait....I'm not important.
I dont care who wins as long as Notre Dame loses!
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