Pretty funny stuff....the season has finally arrived:
https://www.facebook.com/secshortsaldotcom/videos/241867146473758/
Pretty Funny
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"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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Gotta just love those fans down there in SEC Country....... I saw the results of a telephonic poll taken in that part of the country about, “What are 5 most important things in your life?”.
The results:
1. College Football
2. College Football
3. College Football
4. College Football
5. God, Family, and ‘Bobby-Q’ tied for 5th.
The results:
1. College Football
2. College Football
3. College Football
4. College Football
5. God, Family, and ‘Bobby-Q’ tied for 5th.
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Bobby-Q
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
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I'm a big fan of Bobby Q myself.
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What is Bobby Q?
"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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Dossenator wrote:What is Bobby Q?
Danged if I know, I thought it was Steakhouse chain in Arizona...actually good food...
Statistics are the Morphine of College Football
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Half the rib joints in Tallahassee serve Bobby-Q. And Bowden Burgers.
And some still serve Spurrier toast...you know..S...t on a shingle.
And some still serve Spurrier toast...you know..S...t on a shingle.
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
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Bet all y’all didn’t know yer a-takin to a bilingual Hillbilly...... I’m fluent in both languages, both hillbilly and southern, and can carryon a conversation with youins in the Midwest too. Sadly though, I just cannot understand a dag gum thang that comes out of a Californian’s mouth.
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Let me hep ya wit that Left Coast stuff...Take Donavan for instance...
"Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game. "
Meaning: we ain't gonna win a national championship, Bama probably will.
"I don't believe in the moon landing conspiracy theory. I don't believe in Big Foot. I do believe in the East Coast Bias."
Meaning: we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.
"Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game. "
Meaning: we ain't gonna win a national championship, Bama probably will.
"I don't believe in the moon landing conspiracy theory. I don't believe in Big Foot. I do believe in the East Coast Bias."
Meaning: we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
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And more from Donovan...
"Bacon had it correct. "Truth must be reasoned from first principles." In this case, the first principle is the system is corrupt and all the meandering verbiage does not change that fact."
Meaning...we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.
"Bacon had it correct. "Truth must be reasoned from first principles." In this case, the first principle is the system is corrupt and all the meandering verbiage does not change that fact."
Meaning...we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”
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Dossenator wrote:What is Bobby Q?
It’s the remains of various parts of a butchered pig that have been properly seasoned and subjected to 200-210 degrees of heat for somewhere between 4-6 hours.
”We’re already in a time where the on-field aspect of College Football is almost a distraction. It’s an era filled with handwringing about player empowerment, NCAA deregulation, the transfer portal and realignment all while the sport generally moves toward a professional model.” ~ Dennis Dodd
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There is no greater disdain for Californians than exists with the residents of the Pacific Northwest.
SOS...Was I the only guy in the military to like it?
... and speaking of truth, ESPN has already written off every school West of East save Washington's token mention.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24515233/the-fourteen-teams-win-college-football-playoff
SOS...Was I the only guy in the military to like it?
... and speaking of truth, ESPN has already written off every school West of East save Washington's token mention.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24515233/the-fourteen-teams-win-college-football-playoff
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Well, the espn's of the world [established subjugation propaganda narrative] had started the, which conference has the best chance to get two of its teams into the Tournament.
And the discussion only included the SEC & B1G 10. And all of the circumstances that would give which conference the best chance for that scenario.
They categorically proclaimed both the Big XII & the Pac-12 had no chance of having two teams in; But made sure to let us know, those conferences had the best chance of being Omitted altogether from the playoff.
The conversations never mention the ACC at all.
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Well, the espn's of the world [established subjugation propaganda narrative] had started the, which conference has the best chance to get two of its teams into the Tournament.
And the discussion only included the SEC & B1G 10. And all of the circumstances that would give which conference the best chance for that scenario.
They categorically proclaimed both the Big XII & the Pac-12 had no chance of having two teams in; But made sure to let us know, those conferences had the best chance of being Omitted altogether from the playoff.
The conversations never mention the ACC at all.
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Cane... [__]
"It is only impossible until it has been accomplished." ... then it becomes standardized ...
Success is measured by results; whereas Character is measured through the means by which one achieves those results . . .
It seems the Rapture did come for two worthy souls:
In Memory of Grandpa Howdy
In Memory of Donovan Davisson
"It is only impossible until it has been accomplished." ... then it becomes standardized ...
Success is measured by results; whereas Character is measured through the means by which one achieves those results . . .
It seems the Rapture did come for two worthy souls:
In Memory of Grandpa Howdy
In Memory of Donovan Davisson
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