I thought this would be more football-less humor. But when it came out 2 years from my age, I thought it was funny.
Im 35 and I act 33....Suprisingly close.
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total:7
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 4
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x]I'm generally organized
total: 11
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 5
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years
How old do you act?
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How old do you act?
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
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See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
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The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
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Re: How old do you act?
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total:7
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 3
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[ ]I'm generally organized
total: 10
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[ ] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 4
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 4
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years.
28 is my total, of course I am 44 and there are only 37 questions so I would have to come out younger.
[ ] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[x] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total:7
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a detention
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[ ] I drink black coffee
total: 3
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x]I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[ ]I'm generally organized
total: 10
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[ ] I clean up my own mess
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[ ] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 4
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x]I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[ ] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[ ] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 4
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years.
28 is my total, of course I am 44 and there are only 37 questions so I would have to come out younger.
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[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total: 6
[] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[] I drink black coffee
total: 3
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[] I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x] I'm generally organized
total: 10
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 6
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years."
31... I'm 20.
But then again I never had one of those 'teenage jobs'. I was always a manager wherever I worked. I'm also attending a school where the average age of a student is 34.
Still... interesting.
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[x]I think politics are exciting
[x] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total: 6
[] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a detention
[] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up
[] I drink black coffee
total: 3
[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[] I mow the lawn
[x] wash the car
[x] I can make adults laugh... without being stupid
[x] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[x] I remember to feed my pets
[x] I'm generally organized
total: 10
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[x] I clean up my own mess
[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store with out getting something I don't need
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my elders
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 6
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
total: 6
FINAL TOTAL:
Now add up how many x's you have and put "I act __ years."
31... I'm 20.
But then again I never had one of those 'teenage jobs'. I was always a manager wherever I worked. I'm also attending a school where the average age of a student is 34.
Still... interesting.
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