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Postby bama_girl » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:10 pm

i'm a blonde and i normally hate these but this one was kinda funny :-)

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend
to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their
team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!
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Postby Spence » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:21 pm

:lol: And I thought they were fighting over the yellow hankies.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Postby Derek » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:51 am

Funny.

But an even funnier story is one i saw in real life. Kids in the Philipines running into the street for money and risking getting hit by traffic.

No Joke. :lol:
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden
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Postby bama_girl » Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:38 am

:shock: that's sad!!!
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Postby Derek » Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:56 am

bama_girl wrote::shock: that's sad!!!


Yes it was...And I would like to emphasize that I was not the one throwing the money. 8)
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden
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