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From the expert...

Postby WoVeU » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:48 pm

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Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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Re: From the expert...

Postby Spence » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:57 pm

:lol:
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain

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Re: From the expert...

Postby WoVeU » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:16 am

A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"
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Re: From the expert...

Postby Spence » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:54 am

WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"


I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though. :lol:
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain

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Postby Derek » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:21 pm

I have a good one....

A Georgia fan was sitting in a Michigan city near Detroit wondering where another Michigan fan lives and if he wanted to meet up for dinner.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

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Re: From the expert...

Postby WoVeU » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:14 am

I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?
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Re: From the expert...

Postby WoVeU » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:15 am

Spence wrote:
WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"


I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though. :lol:


Just came across them...seemed a shame not to bring em by during the dead zone.
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Re: From the expert...

Postby Derek » Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:48 pm

WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?


I sent him a PM, but since he's gone dark for the Spring/Summer season, he might not get it. :wink:
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden

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Re: From the expert...

Postby billybud » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:28 am

Send up the Wolverine signal into the night sky...
“If short hair and good manners won football games, Army and Navy would play for the national championship every year.”

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Re: From the expert...

Postby Vileborg » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:16 am

I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.

Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.

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Re: From the expert...

Postby Derek » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:24 pm

WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?


Another funny joke I heard was that the Georgia fan was told the project for next week would be put on hold, and they were going to send him to San Antonio next week instead.

Then he thought....holy crap WoVeU is there.

how about that???? 8) :lol:
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden

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Re: From the expert...

Postby GoBoilers » Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:50 pm

Vileborg wrote:I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.

Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.

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Re: From the expert...

Postby Grayghost » Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:20 pm

GoBoilers wrote:\Everyone that is important on this board is living in Texas! :lol: :D Austin is a nice city.


Hey!...I don't live in Texas! Oh, wait....I'm not important. :wink:
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