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What coaches MEAN to say

Postby Derek » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:39 pm

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2011/sec-media-days-what-the-coaches-meant-to-say/

Georgia Head Coach Mark Richt

Opening statement to media: “I bet you didn’t expect to see me this year. I’m going to coach ‘til I die and I’m going to live forever!” (While C-Walking all around the stage)

“I don’t know if we’ll beat Florida. I mean, we lost to the Weekend at Bernie’s version of Urban Meyer last season, so the thought a facing a coach with a pulse is a little scary.”

“Let’s get serious. Any of you computer geeks know how to upload a résumé to LinkedIn?


Arkansas Head Coach Bobby Petrino

“Remember when I left the Atlanta Falcons in the middle of their most trying season? Didn’t think so. Thank you Lane Kiffin, Cam Newton, Urban Meyer’s Heart. Without you and the rest of the crazy SEC, people would still remember what a di*k I am.”
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.

- John Madden

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