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Military Bumper Stickers...enjoy.

Postby Grayghost » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:53 am

A friend sent these to me. I had seen one or two, but the rest were new to me.

Hope all you former Jarheads, Squids, Airdales, and Dogies enjoy...I did. :mrgreen:

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"

"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."

" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."

" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"

"Stop Global Whining"

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.

"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"

"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"

"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"

"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"

"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"

"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"

"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "

"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"

"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"

"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"

...and finally

"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.
But the U.S. MARINE CORPS doesn't have that problem."
..... Ronald Reagan

Love that last one, but I may be biased.
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Postby billybud » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:49 pm

Semper Fi Greyghost....

My sticker..."Not as mean, not as lean, but still a Marine".
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Postby Derek » Wed Dec 01, 2010 8:38 pm

Dear God, I miss Ronald Reagan right now. :cry:
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Postby Spence » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:09 pm

My brother still has his airborne t-shirt "kill 'em all, let god sort them out". My brother has a little crazy streak in him. :lol:
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Postby Dossenator » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:08 am

I like the signature that Spence uses: If you decide you can't get behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
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Postby Brian Roastbeef » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:27 am

:lol: :lol: Great ones. Particularly liked "Travel agents to Allah" heartless non-PC bugger that I am.

Marine's smile back is pretty good too. A Chuck Norris fact predating Chuck Norris Facts.

Derek wrote:Dear God, I miss Ronald Reagan right now. :cry:

Very much agreed...

Man, right about now, I even miss George W. Bush...

This country needs another Ronald Reagan. Or another Calvin Coolidge. My guess is Romney/Jindal '12 is the best of what is available to us.

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Postby warrriorsfan808 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:16 am

From The Jungles to The Sandboxes to all who served -- SEMPER FI!!

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