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Political joke
Last Tuesday president Obama stepped off the presidential helicopter with a piglet under each arm. The marine on guard snapped to attention, saluted, and then said, "those are some nice pigs sir.". The President responded, "these are no ordinary pigs. They are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got one for Hillary Clinton and one for Nancy Pelosi.". The marine again snapped to attention and said "nice trade sir."
"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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Spence wrote:I read this on a bumper sticker: I'll keep my Freedom, Guns, and Money, and you can keep the change.
I've seen that one too...in CA even. That's a pretty good one.
"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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I saw a sticker..
"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
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billybud wrote:I saw a sticker..
"Club Soda not Baby Seals!"
I 'm not for clubing baby seals or even grown seals, but ugh - a little west palm for me.
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You like political jokes, I got two great ones!
Obama
Pelosi
Obama
Pelosi
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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WoVeU wrote:You like political jokes, I got two great ones!
Obama
Pelosi
Best two jokes ever!
"A team with something to play for is dangerous, but a team with someone to play for is unstoppable..." Arkansas OL Brey Cook quote following the death of teammate Garrett Uekman (Nov. 2011).
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The sad thing is that Pelosi will keep her seat in the House, though she will not be Speaker.
That's how stupid the people of San Francisco are.
That's how stupid the people of San Francisco are.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!
And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
R. Reagan
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WoVeU wrote:It may sound elitist but I think we need IQ tests and we absolutely need a Lie-Detector examination for all these alpha-55 clowns!
And they should enroll all of these alpha-55 clowns into Georgetown and make them take Economics, Mathematics, and Logic classes, 2 per year! And if they get less than an A on any exam they should be Tazered in the face publicly!
I like this solution.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
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donovan wrote:Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
"History doesn't always repeat itself but it often rhymes." - Mark Twain
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donovan wrote:Because Georgetown is such a Bastian of conservative thought?
Tell them to take their economics at George Mason
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I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.
I loved DC.
I loved DC.
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billybud wrote:I spent some time in DC at Georgetown a lifetime ago. A three month internship.
I loved DC.
Wow...except for the sites...I hate that city. I hope to never go back there.
They’re either going to run the ball here or their going to pass it.
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
See, well ya see, the thing is, he should have caught that ball. But the ball is bigger than his hands.
- John Madden
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