10 Things Husbands Should Never Do
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:46 pm
#1 is read articles like the below posted by Yahoo...
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/
1. Offer to “babysit” your own kids.
(Er, Uh, OK...but that is what she will call it if you say you are going out with the boys.)
2. Imply that office work is harder than housework.
(Don't imply...prove it. Tell her to not "clean house" on Thursday or Friday...then do it yourself on the weekend. It sure doesn't take 8, 9, or 10 hours. I know I have done it many times. If you want to find out what is really important in her day go out to the cable box and disconnect it when you go to work. Then see what is the first thing you hear about when you get home!)
3. Give a home appliance as a gift.
(Yeah, they would never get us tools or a toolbox...would they?) But this is a bad gift idea...if it is a run of the mill appliance.
4. Buy us the “cougar” perfume.
(I don't know what the Heck this means...but have you ever got cologne?)
5. Brag about your driving.
(I do this all the time...because it is true! But I don't have to drive somewhere talkng on the phone while drinking coffee, eating a doughnut, and put on pantyhose and eyeliner!)
6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble.
(Yeah, cause she woould never criticize you on a home project and surely she wouldn't stand by and tell you what you should try or the way it should be done!)
7. Buy clothes without trying them on.
(Seriously...she buys me crap all of the time. And then expects to do some runway crap. Get's me these "nice" sneakers that were on sale! OK)
8. Know it all, especially in public.
(Yeah, that is her job!)
9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut.
(Oh no...don't do that...she would never....)
10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework.
(Yeah...so don't do any! This will fix the Heck out of that problem.)
I am so tired of all media. Who can we make the butt of every joke? Who can be criticized up and down,left and right, with no recourse? Ah, a man. White, even better. Conservative or moderate...Even Better. A Christian or Jew...oh man...Jackpot, swing for the fences!
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/10-things-husbands-should-never-do-552285/
1. Offer to “babysit” your own kids.
(Er, Uh, OK...but that is what she will call it if you say you are going out with the boys.)
2. Imply that office work is harder than housework.
(Don't imply...prove it. Tell her to not "clean house" on Thursday or Friday...then do it yourself on the weekend. It sure doesn't take 8, 9, or 10 hours. I know I have done it many times. If you want to find out what is really important in her day go out to the cable box and disconnect it when you go to work. Then see what is the first thing you hear about when you get home!)
3. Give a home appliance as a gift.
(Yeah, they would never get us tools or a toolbox...would they?) But this is a bad gift idea...if it is a run of the mill appliance.
4. Buy us the “cougar” perfume.
(I don't know what the Heck this means...but have you ever got cologne?)
5. Brag about your driving.
(I do this all the time...because it is true! But I don't have to drive somewhere talkng on the phone while drinking coffee, eating a doughnut, and put on pantyhose and eyeliner!)
6. Be unimpressed by a meal that took a lot of time and trouble.
(Yeah, cause she woould never criticize you on a home project and surely she wouldn't stand by and tell you what you should try or the way it should be done!)
7. Buy clothes without trying them on.
(Seriously...she buys me crap all of the time. And then expects to do some runway crap. Get's me these "nice" sneakers that were on sale! OK)
8. Know it all, especially in public.
(Yeah, that is her job!)
9. Say anything remotely critical about our new haircut.
(Oh no...don't do that...she would never....)
10. Expect a medal for doing a little housework.
(Yeah...so don't do any! This will fix the Heck out of that problem.)
I am so tired of all media. Who can we make the butt of every joke? Who can be criticized up and down,left and right, with no recourse? Ah, a man. White, even better. Conservative or moderate...Even Better. A Christian or Jew...oh man...Jackpot, swing for the fences!