A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the
bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no
time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. '
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Ten dollars,' the guy says.
Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that crap!
Spy Dog
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I had heard that one before but still very funny.
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So the guy has this hog....probably was a razorback...well..except this hog could sing. It could sing the Star Spangled Banner. The Arkansan that owned him was very proud and would show him off to many a passer by.
One day a Virginian stopped by....well first he wondered why the pig could not sing Dixe...but that is another story....and said he would like to hear the pig sing. So the Arkansan brings him out and lo and behold the Hog only has three legs. He sings and it is wonderful. When the Virginian asks why the pig only has three legs, the razorback fan replied...."When you have a pig this talented, you do not want to eat him all at once."
One day a Virginian stopped by....well first he wondered why the pig could not sing Dixe...but that is another story....and said he would like to hear the pig sing. So the Arkansan brings him out and lo and behold the Hog only has three legs. He sings and it is wonderful. When the Virginian asks why the pig only has three legs, the razorback fan replied...."When you have a pig this talented, you do not want to eat him all at once."
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Haaa!
Funny...but in some way.....a little sick.
Funny...but in some way.....a little sick.
Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
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