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A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"

WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"

I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though.

I have a good one....

A Georgia fan was sitting in a Michigan city near Detroit wondering where another Michigan fan lives and if he wanted to meet up for dinner.

I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?

Spence wrote:

WoVeU wrote:A Michigan fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The
headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the
sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"

I usually hold out my Michigan jokes for the last week in November. That was very good though.

Just came across them...seemed a shame not to bring em by during the dead zone.

WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?

I sent him a PM, but since he's gone dark for the Spring/Summer season, he might not get it.

Send up the Wolverine signal into the night sky...

I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.

Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.

WoVeU wrote:I hope the Georgia fan used some direct form of communication to extend his wonder to the Michigan fan.

But yeah, you being in Michigan (and in early March)...funny, funny, funny! Are the squeeters out yet?

Another funny joke I heard was that the Georgia fan was told the project for next week would be put on hold, and they were going to send him to San Antonio next week instead.

Then he thought....holy crap WoVeU is there.

how about that????

Vileborg wrote:I relocated this off-season as well. I'm now located 5 miles from UT Longhorn Stadium in Austin, Texas. Not really a Texas fan but I might end up getting season tickets if I can.

Got a job offer in an engineer department making more than I deserve to make and loving it.

\Everyone that is important on this board is living in Texas! Austin is a nice city.

GoBoilers wrote:\Everyone that is important on this board is living in Texas! Austin is a nice city.

Hey!...I don't live in Texas! Oh, wait....I'm not important.