Pat Tillman

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Pat Tillman can kick Bruck Lee and Chuck Norris' azzes at the same time, blindfolded.

When Pat Tillman did push-ups, he pushed the Earth Down, not himself up.

When Pat Tillman sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Pat Tillman has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Pat Tillman can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Pat Tillman once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Pat Tillman once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Pat Tillman is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Pat Tillman.

Pat Tillman can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Pat Tillman does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

[Eric]

But can Pat Tillman count to infinity twice, like Chuck Norris?

I actually sent one in myself, and said that Chuck Norris is the only man in recorded human history to have preformed CPR on himself. I like that one, don't you?

[Eric]

By the way, I salute Pat Tillman and thank him for his sacrafice!