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"These guys do not wear undershirts. These guys do not wear cutoff socks. If it was legal, they would be having a beer at halftime. They are old school. They want to fight you. ... These guys wish they were smoking a cigarette and having a Budweiser."
-- Portland State coach Bruce Barnum on Montana State, to Skyline Sports.

"All you people who like disco and want to revive disco, you're out of your mind. I don't care what you think."
-- On his prom.

"The only person I'm disappointed in is [Oakland A's general manager] Billy Beane, I wish he would have given him more money. Maybe he wouldn't have come back."
-- UCLA coach Chip Kelly, after Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray accounted for 375 yards and five touchdowns in a Week 2 win over the Bruins.

"The immediate future in my mind: Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday."
-- Purdue fan Tyler Trent, who's battling a rare form of bone cancer, to Tom Rinaldi after being asked, "How do you see the future?" Purdue beat the No. 6 Buckeyes 49-20 with Trent in attendance.

And the worst quote of the year...

"He's the only one I've ever met who can handle my junk."
-- New Liberty football coach Hugh Freeze, on Jesus.

The most deceptive course in football is straight at the goalposts.- Woody Hayes

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport....dancing is a contact sport ~ Duffy Daugherty

"Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon."

John Madden

"We didn’t tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking.”— John McKay

Oh, I give a rat’s butt about Twitter. ~ Mike Gundy

“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money and we don’t have any.”— Erk Russell,

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar.... if it weren’t for my grades. ~ Duffy Daugherty

Bob Hoying, Ohio State Buckeyes Quarterback
After winning a Big Ten title for Ohio State...

"I'm really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who've been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors."

I have resigned as Head Football Coach due to illness and fatigue..... the fans are sick and tired of me. ~ John Ralston