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........in Lawrence, Kansas. Bevo, the University of Texas Mascot, has been banned from attending the Texas versus Kansas football game scheduled for this coming Saturday.

CNNut is reporting that........ According to sources close to the socure of the sources of this BREAKING NEWS, Diana Feinsteinsky has made public 4 letters from heifers claiming they were groped by Bevo at a stockyard party where alcohol was present. The claims range from Bevo propositioning one heifer to “take a roll in the hay”, while another says Bevo was “always horny every time she looked at him”, the third claims Bevo asked her “what does a real woman have two of that you have four of?”, and the fourth says Bevo was “constantly moo-wooing” her.

Attorneys for Bevo said in press release, “These charges are utterly ridiculous”.

Mountainman wrote:........in Lawrence, Kansas. Bevo, the University of Texas Mascot, has been banned from attending the Texas versus Kansas football game scheduled for this coming Saturday.

CNNut is reporting that........ According to sources close to the socure of the sources of this BREAKING NEWS, Diana Feinsteinsky has made public 4 letters from heifers claiming they were groped by Bevo at a stockyard party where alcohol was present. The claims range from Bevo propositioning one heifer to “take a roll in the hay”, while another says Bevo was “always horny every time she looked at him”, the third claims Bevo asked her “what does a real woman have two of that you have four of?”, and the fourth says Bevo was “constantly moo-wooing” her.

Attorneys for Bevo said in press release, “These charges are utterly ridiculous”.

I have inside knowledge that Bevo only cares about one thing besides food. He did, however pass on both Feinstein and Pelosi. View that how you must.

This is hilarious. I needed a good laugh.

........believe it or not, but Bevo has been banned from attending the Texas/Kansas game by Kansas.

The rest is just BULL———T......

Mountainman wrote:........believe it or not, but Bevo has been banned from attending the Texas/Kansas game by Kansas.

The rest is just BULL———T......

I actually can get Kansas not wanting to deal with a bull. Actually both of my Dad's grandfathers were gored to death by Bulls. They can be nasty creatures.

Spence wrote:

Mountainman wrote:........believe it or not, but Bevo has been banned from attending the Texas/Kansas game by Kansas.

The rest is just BULL———T......

I actually can get Kansas not wanting to deal with a bull. Actually both of my Dad's grandfathers were gored to death by Bulls. They can be nasty creatures.

Understood, my experience with them was with my granddad, he raised cattle. I when with him to ‘help’, as a 11-12 year old, to separate the Angus cows from the Angus bull in one pasture and the Hereford cows from the Hereford bull in another pasture. Then drive the Angus cows into the Hereford bull’s pasture and the Hereford cows into the Angus bull’s pasture......... well, those two bulls didn’t think too much about that, got in the darn fight, tore out about 75 feet of fence, fense-posts and a gate, and put my young-ass runnin’ to the hayloft. I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me afterwards, “....next time you’re moving cows, be sure the bull stays in the pasture, and shut the gate.” It took me a few years to figure out just why those bulls were so mad.

They ban all live animals....which allows them to sell hamburgers made for Bull meat....Do they make hamburgers from Bulls...Spence will tell me.

Bulls, aging cows, or any bovine part that can’t be used for premium cuts.

Spence wrote:Bulls, aging cows, or any bovine part that can’t be used for premium cuts.

Don’t tell me that...... when I first started traveling to Colorado I was introduced to a non-premium cut. They served them as an ‘appetizer’ and called them ‘Rocky Mountain Oysters’ served in Butter Sauce.

To my knowledge I have never known of anyone using mountain oysters in hamburgers. There are however companies-large companies that grind hearts and kidney fat to make hamburger. The only thing they don’t eat anymore is brains. But lots of people did before it was outlawed.

So this ‘100% Pure Angus Beef’ that’s all the rage now may not be exactly what I thought it was??? Ugh....... pass the oysters, please.

The designation 100% “pure beef” means it came from a bovine animal. Look for 100% “ground beef” that means it was made with muscle meat or primals. Angus used to mean something. Today government guidelines permit the use of the name angus even of the bloodline is 10%. There is a company called Creekstone, I think in Iowa, that uses pure bred angus still today. I’m sure there are others too, but not many. Angus was such a small breed that demand made them cross breed to create large animals. More than you want to know, right?

Spence wrote:The designation 100% “pure beef” means it came from a bovine animal. Look for 100% “ground beef” that means it was made with muscle meat or primals. Angus used to mean something. Today government guidelines permit the use of the name angus even of the bloodline is 10%. There is a company called Creekstone, I think in Iowa, that uses pure bred angus still today. I’m sure there are others too, but not many. Angus was such a small breed that demand made them cross breed to create large animals. More than you want to know, right?

Thanks for the info and tip....... I’m mooooovin’ on.

Btw, fun game tonight between KC & LAR...... 1st time in NFL history where both teams scored more than 50 points each in a game.

Spence wrote: Angus was such a small breed that demand made them crossbreed to create large animals. More than you want to know, right?

I think this was a direct quote from Alabama's recruiting pamphlet.