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Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:30 pm
by Cane from the Bend
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Thanks Mountainman ... you even beat my wife to wishing me a Happy Day ... I won't tell her though. :lol:

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Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:44 pm
by donovan
Happy Aniversary of the day you were born, Cane. Hope it is a great day for you.

Someone asked me what day was I born and I replied, "I don't know."
"How can you not know?"
"Well, my mother told me it was a certain date."
"Well, you know."
"This is the same woman that told me there is a Santa Claus, she has no credibility."

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:08 pm
by Cane from the Bend
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Well, I know when I was born, because my mother won't let me forget it.

I was born on Her 28th Birthday, so today is my mother's Birthday as well.

:lol:

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Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:16 pm
by Spence
Happy Birthday Cane! You are a year older than my wife.

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:31 am
by Cane from the Bend
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Thanx all ...

Now if the `Canes can just give me the best present a guy could ask for by walloping those northern state reprobates tomorrow I'll be shinin' all weekend long ...

Not sure what to expect, however. Because it seems no matter how good or bad 1 team or the other is, it almost always turns into a scrap fest.

I suppose that makes things more fun. Even if anxiety ridden throughout most of the game. The exhilaration tends to be a much more sigh of great relief to the winner ... even if we are left thinking, "I don't know how, or even if we legitimately won that game."

Now, you know me. I don't usually brag when Miami beats a team. And this is not any different. So, expect gleaming joy if we win. Just without all the boasting --- of course, this only applies to regular opponents; if Miami beats flurDah to start next season, expect blustering and bravado --- there are simply some foes you cannot hide your enthusiasm when defeating.

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Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:05 am
by Mountainman
donovan wrote:Happy Aniversary of the day you were born, Cane. Hope it is a great day for you.

Someone asked me what day was I born and I replied, "I don't know."
"How can you not know?"
"Well, my mother told me it was a certain date."
"Well, you know."
"This is the same woman that told me there is a Santa Claus, she has no credibility."



........there’s an Old Saying here in the hills and hollers of Wild and Wonderful West ‘by gawd’ Virginia that asks, “.....and how do you know who your daddy is? Cause your momma told you so.” :wink:

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:18 am
by Mountainman
Spence wrote:Happy Birthday Cane! You are a year older than my wife.



SPENCE!!!!! You just posted your wife’s age on a public forum...... you must be OUTTA YOUR MIND!!!!

Hell, I would never do something that thoughtless and revealing to my wife...... I would simply say ‘Cane and my wife are around the same age, but he’s a lot older than my mistress’. Man-o-man, Spence, you gotta be smarter than that...... :lol:

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:42 am
by donovan
That's what I was thinking too...maybe he opened the 11792 "Full Proof" Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey before you did.

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:05 pm
by Mountainman
donovan wrote:That's what I was thinking too...maybe he opened the 11792 "Full Proof" Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey before you did.



He used to be smarter than that, so something must have happened...... several years ago when I left the board I sent Spence a ‘Farewell Old Friend’ package with a quart Mason Jar of West Virginia’s finest ‘clear likker’ and Coonskin Cap. Upon my return to the board a few years later he told me he drank the likker and gave the cap to a relative who’s decided to attend WVU....... I can only conculde, based on the information I have, is it must have been the likker that impacted his demonstrated current questionable judgement....... as many a hillbilly can attest, it will do just that. :P

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2018 11:28 pm
by Spence
Mountainman wrote:
Spence wrote:Happy Birthday Cane! You are a year older than my wife.



SPENCE!!!!! You just posted your wife’s age on a public forum...... you must be OUTTA YOUR MIND!!!!

Hell, I would never do something that thoughtless and revealing to my wife...... I would simply say ‘Cane and my wife are around the same age, but he’s a lot older than my mistress’. Man-o-man, Spence, you gotta be smarter than that...... :lol:


Nah, I can get away with it now that she thinks I’m senile.

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 5:09 pm
by Derek
Happy Birthday Cane!!!

Re: Preponderancies of Week 5

Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2018 10:00 pm
by Cane from the Bend
Thanx :D