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Pretty Funny

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:00 am
by Dossenator
Pretty funny stuff....the season has finally arrived:

https://www.facebook.com/secshortsaldotcom/videos/241867146473758/

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:49 am
by Mountainman
Gotta just love those fans down there in SEC Country....... I saw the results of a telephonic poll taken in that part of the country about, “What are 5 most important things in your life?”.

The results:

1. College Football
2. College Football
3. College Football
4. College Football
5. God, Family, and ‘Bobby-Q’ tied for 5th.

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:10 pm
by Derek
:lol: :lol: Bobby-Q

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 10:59 pm
by Spence
I'm a big fan of Bobby Q myself. :lol:

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:11 pm
by Dossenator
What is Bobby Q?

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:05 am
by donovan
Dossenator wrote:What is Bobby Q?


Danged if I know, I thought it was Steakhouse chain in Arizona...actually good food...

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:06 am
by billybud
Half the rib joints in Tallahassee serve Bobby-Q. And Bowden Burgers.

And some still serve Spurrier toast...you know..S...t on a shingle.

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 9:57 am
by Mountainman
Bet all y’all didn’t know yer a-takin to a bilingual Hillbilly...... I’m fluent in both languages, both hillbilly and southern, and can carryon a conversation with youins in the Midwest too. Sadly though, I just cannot understand a dag gum thang that comes out of a Californian’s mouth. :lol:

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:34 am
by billybud
Let me hep ya wit that Left Coast stuff...Take Donavan for instance...

"Conspiracy theorists of the world, believers in the hidden hands of the Rothschilds and the Masons and the Illuminati, we skeptics owe you an apology. You were right. The players may be a little different, but your basic premise is correct: The world is a rigged game. "

Meaning: we ain't gonna win a national championship, Bama probably will.

"I don't believe in the moon landing conspiracy theory. I don't believe in Big Foot. I do believe in the East Coast Bias."

Meaning: we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 10:37 am
by billybud
And more from Donovan...

"Bacon had it correct. "Truth must be reasoned from first principles." In this case, the first principle is the system is corrupt and all the meandering verbiage does not change that fact."

Meaning...we ain't gonna win the national championship. Bama probably will.

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 11:49 am
by Mountainman
Dossenator wrote:What is Bobby Q?



It’s the remains of various parts of a butchered pig that have been properly seasoned and subjected to 200-210 degrees of heat for somewhere between 4-6 hours. :wink:

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 12:30 pm
by donovan
There is no greater disdain for Californians than exists with the residents of the Pacific Northwest.

SOS...Was I the only guy in the military to like it?

... and speaking of truth, ESPN has already written off every school West of East save Washington's token mention.
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24515233/the-fourteen-teams-win-college-football-playoff

Re: Pretty Funny

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2018 2:11 pm
by Cane from the Bend
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Well, the espn's of the world [established subjugation propaganda narrative] had started the, which conference has the best chance to get two of its teams into the Tournament.

And the discussion only included the SEC & B1G 10. And all of the circumstances that would give which conference the best chance for that scenario.

They categorically proclaimed both the Big XII & the Pac-12 had no chance of having two teams in; But made sure to let us know, those conferences had the best chance of being Omitted altogether from the playoff.

The conversations never mention the ACC at all.

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