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It's called a proctoscope and let me assure you, it ain't nothing like any finger I ever seen or heard tell about.

I haven't done that yet. I did do the Barium thing though. I heard the colonoscopy was a real treat.

Okay, first thing, when you pick your doctor, go for someone with tiny fingers. Second, my first physical was with a female doctor, it was like 2nd base for me. I don't care who does it, it isn't a pleasant experience. A couple of years ago I was having some serious pain and I started out in the ER...

It isn't irresponsible if you can afford it. You are 20 and single, you are aloud to be a little indulgent. You will have plenty of time later on to always have to make the best decision.

I'm looking forward to not having that monkey on our back, though it would be nice to be the first team to win to BCS championships.

The monkey doesn't get off Mack Brown's back, it gets bigger.

About that over 40 thing ...... when the doctor tells you that, "this may hurt a little and you might feel some pressure" .....

DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT !!!!! IT HURTS A LOT AND THERE'S A LOT OF PRESSURE !!!!

More true words have never been spoken. It is not a pleasant experience.

the pat tillman thing really gets/got to me . . think about what he did . to give up everything for the good of his country. as a veteran myself, i find his gesture to be quite noble. we need more people like him in this country. Ohio State's linebackers grew their hair long last year as a tribute ...

What happened last night?

I was wondering that myself. I'm out of the loop.

Anytime the doctor says "bend over". This is a over 40 thing.

When you wife says look at all this stuff I got. It was on sale.

Look out for Oklahoma.

What am I looking forward to? Healthy Spring, Healthy preseason, and having at least 2 unexpected db's play really well.

I meant, that these times are unacceptable.

You had me worried about you for a second there. I thought maybe that Arizona sun was getting to you.

I really agree with Spence in the sense that recruiting is the biggest problem. While the gap is narrowing, you have to have good players on both sides of the ball to compete with better schools. Like I said, in basketball, you're not facing LeBron James and Sebastian Telfair anymore, they can go t...

I just got a peak at the sping depth chart and either coach Tress is messing with us or we are in trouble. It is never good when you have a lot of 5th year seniors(who would be 1st year starters) that high on the depth charts.

I've got a couple of cents to toss into this pot. I believe Ohio State's offense and special teams will be good enough to win games early and will give the defense time to gain game experience and develop their chemistry. If they can beat Texas, the table will be set for a title run. No way, at thi...